1. thebrokenboyking:

    jaclcfrost:

    people that will rp lengthy and detailed scenarios with you

    people that will frequently rp with you

    people that will rp your otp with you

    people that will rp with you

    image

    people that will put up with you in ooc

    image

    (via bertholdt-fruitbar)

  2. totallynotbarrett:

    professorsethdoesitagain:

    thehattedmistress:

    mendaciousmind:

    dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

    caitsmile:

    tenstimelady:

    from one insomniac to the next

    this shit will put you out

    there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

    apparently they’re all psychological except this one

    but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

    the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

    really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

    There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


    I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

    I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

    Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

    ATTENTION ATTENTION


    The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

    Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

    IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

    SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

    Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

    (via alphatier)

  3. istoleyourpanties:

    quarterclever:

    especiallygoodfinder:

    nepeter:

    australians dont have sex

    australians mate

    I spat out my coffee

    sorry about your image

    frICK

    (Source: shalrath, via genghis-khan-you-not)

  4. grumpysalmon:

    shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

    (via cassandraemeraldsong)

    adrians:

    thought I’d try this out

    (via genghis-khan-you-not)

  5. teacupbear:

    A trade I did with a friend~

    (via chegli)

  6. mamakoizumi:

    super dangan ronpa 2

    (Source: mamakoizumi, via genghis-khan-you-not)

  7. fullmetalfisting:

    Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

    (via detectiverobomonkey)

  8. zeeday:

    timmypuddin:

    *picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

    image

    (Source: timmyturntner, via genghis-khan-you-not)

  9. lets-go-lesbos:

    Pubes aren’t gross. Armpit hair isn’t gross. Leg hair isn’t gross. Fat isn’t gross. Bones that stick out aren’t gross.

    Body policing is gross.

    (via neuraltoxins)